💘26💜 She/Her/Hers💙
✨Two Time World Champion for the Dumbest Bitch Alive Award ✨
loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done
(via frostedpuffs)
i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.
til death or some guy do us part
(via dragon-noises)
Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means
(via dragon-noises)
the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing
You’re in his DMs, I’m in his moving castle victimizing his fire demon and apprentice with my cleaning skills. We are not the same.
(via dont--letmebegone)